I think yahoo news is amazing.
In fact, i purely enjoy reading the comments from yahoo users.
btw most of the yahoo users are westerners. Asian people use cooler stuff.
And most of them are americans. This means they dont think before posting their comments. So guess what? their comments are helluva funny.
Take the example, of today's news: the north korean sinking a south korean naval vessel. awesome comments like:
"North Korea Starting a War. Boy this is fantastic."
"I blame oBaMa!"
"Sounds like those Somali pirates are changing their tactics. Now they must have submarines."
"usually when u pull the rubber plug at the bottom of the boat the tub will start taking on water. sometimes its hard to get it back in esp of your hands are soapy."
"Attack... kill the Godless Commies.....or is this to much for the bleeding heart liberals that always want to kiss a brutal dictators butt? Sanctions and talking only allows atrocities to continue...death squad...kill the Dear Leader and his henchmen."
"A thrilling victory for world socialism and communism. Premier Obama is happy"
"nuke the north..long overdue...end of subject"
"North Korea is threatenning to commit Nukacide. I think I invented a word..."Nukacide""
Awesome comments right? and here comes the pro theory:
The only smart people in America are tourists.
well its an old joke, but its true. I mean it.
And time to sleep.
Lol out.
Saturday, March 27, 2010
Wednesday, March 17, 2010
Fucked up Aunties, Fucked up Games
Omg i got deja vu today.
It was in SAT prep, i was thinking of the word crux, trying to recall what it means, and when the teacher drew a line between the words i felt dejavu.
Cool.
Well i cant do a blog post this short right, so lets talk about some other bullshit.
Like the way this auntie from the hawker centre asked us not drink outside drinks.
I think at the start it was pretty reasonable for her, as her worker there, to tell us to stop drinking outside drinks. Then she got irritating. Well she repeated to us like several million times the same old shit about other customers seeing us do this and following and some bullshit liddat. She was garrulous (a word i learned from SAT prep, it means talkative.) Plus she is some one hell of an ugly son of a bitch. Or daughter, i think its a female. Hopefully. I dont really care, but she looks shitty enough to make mirrors crack. Actually probably any surface that sees her face would split apart.
And here comes my pro theory:
Moses was some ugly son of a bitch. When he met the Red Sea, the waters reflected his face, and then it split apart; thus Moses and his losers could walk past without getting wet. Well from this we deduce that the Egyptians must be fabulously hot.
Ok christian ppl dont emo, i know its hard to accept the real truth, but I am God and i hope you would understand.
I forgive you.
Oh what was I saying again? Oh yeah, ugly bitchy garrulous auntie that works for the hawker centre. And half the time she was talking to Rahul who didnt understand half the shit what she was talking about. Some people are geniuses.
I shall go play dead space soon. Dead Space is an awesome over the shoulder shooter, where you can literally see the player's view from over his shoulder. And its a scary game, intended to spook you. Well playing Dead Space is more stressful than taking an exam. I mean you have to constantly remind yourself stuff will pop up in your face everytime you turn around or go to a corner. Gets you really paranoid after awhile. Plus your heart beat rate definitely rises like crazy when u play in the night with lights off. I think playing in the afternoon takes the stress away, but i havent tried. Apparently bioshock is more scary, but i m pretty desensitized by the cute looking creatures of bioshock. I mean, they call the huge robot "Big Daddy", and it looks freaking cute, how the hell am i supposed to be scared of it? The soundset and music in bioshock is pretty freaky thou.
And there are still games like FEAR i havent completed. Wow that game has so far been the scariest game i ever played. I tried it at 2am in the morning and i sometimes jump at scary moments. The game has this little girl in red that mindfucks you randomly, like for example giving u hallucinations. Although the plot and scary part is cool, it isnt that much fun as a shooter. Even on high graphics, the game feels like counter strike and halflife. They need to make the room feel more realistic, not just gray everywhere, with the paper walls feeling.
I think dead space 2 is coming out soon. But alot of games are being delayed, and I cant tell when will it really come out. Crap i need assassin creed 2, dante's inferno, and CnC4. Emo i aint got the patience to torrent and the money to buy
Lol out.
It was in SAT prep, i was thinking of the word crux, trying to recall what it means, and when the teacher drew a line between the words i felt dejavu.
Cool.
Well i cant do a blog post this short right, so lets talk about some other bullshit.
Like the way this auntie from the hawker centre asked us not drink outside drinks.
I think at the start it was pretty reasonable for her, as her worker there, to tell us to stop drinking outside drinks. Then she got irritating. Well she repeated to us like several million times the same old shit about other customers seeing us do this and following and some bullshit liddat. She was garrulous (a word i learned from SAT prep, it means talkative.) Plus she is some one hell of an ugly son of a bitch. Or daughter, i think its a female. Hopefully. I dont really care, but she looks shitty enough to make mirrors crack. Actually probably any surface that sees her face would split apart.
And here comes my pro theory:
Moses was some ugly son of a bitch. When he met the Red Sea, the waters reflected his face, and then it split apart; thus Moses and his losers could walk past without getting wet. Well from this we deduce that the Egyptians must be fabulously hot.
Ok christian ppl dont emo, i know its hard to accept the real truth, but I am God and i hope you would understand.
I forgive you.
Oh what was I saying again? Oh yeah, ugly bitchy garrulous auntie that works for the hawker centre. And half the time she was talking to Rahul who didnt understand half the shit what she was talking about. Some people are geniuses.
I shall go play dead space soon. Dead Space is an awesome over the shoulder shooter, where you can literally see the player's view from over his shoulder. And its a scary game, intended to spook you. Well playing Dead Space is more stressful than taking an exam. I mean you have to constantly remind yourself stuff will pop up in your face everytime you turn around or go to a corner. Gets you really paranoid after awhile. Plus your heart beat rate definitely rises like crazy when u play in the night with lights off. I think playing in the afternoon takes the stress away, but i havent tried. Apparently bioshock is more scary, but i m pretty desensitized by the cute looking creatures of bioshock. I mean, they call the huge robot "Big Daddy", and it looks freaking cute, how the hell am i supposed to be scared of it? The soundset and music in bioshock is pretty freaky thou.
And there are still games like FEAR i havent completed. Wow that game has so far been the scariest game i ever played. I tried it at 2am in the morning and i sometimes jump at scary moments. The game has this little girl in red that mindfucks you randomly, like for example giving u hallucinations. Although the plot and scary part is cool, it isnt that much fun as a shooter. Even on high graphics, the game feels like counter strike and halflife. They need to make the room feel more realistic, not just gray everywhere, with the paper walls feeling.
I think dead space 2 is coming out soon. But alot of games are being delayed, and I cant tell when will it really come out. Crap i need assassin creed 2, dante's inferno, and CnC4. Emo i aint got the patience to torrent and the money to buy
Lol out.
Tuesday, March 16, 2010
dejavu
ok i googled a bit, and found out the assumed answer behind the phenomenon dejavu. Its hard to explain, so i will try practice summarising it.
Basically if perceptions from the present are shunted through the parts of the brain that process memories from the past, those perceptions will feel like they are memories, and the person will feel that they are re-living a moment stored in long-term memory.
Its like, miscommunication of the brain, to process what is happening now in the what had happened part of the brain. Occurs when there is too much communication when you are rapidly thinking of the present while thinking about the past. The part of the brain that thinks about the present and is responsible for short term memory is the amyglada, which is very close to the part responsible about long term memory called the parahippocampal cortex. It some sort of chemical imbalance in the brain that causes deja vu.
Well jamais vu, the opposite of deja vu, is when there is lower interaction or temporal lack of connection between neurons of both sites of the brain. Thus the present doesnt correlate with the past, and you find yourself unable to remember who your mum is.
And yeah thats basically it.
So why does that happen? I dont really know. Maybe we could try some crap like this.
Lets say, try remember who your last year class mates are. All of them. Then while doing that, focus on looking at the cars outside. perhaps this long term memory and the present will somehow mix up and give u dejavu.
Omg i m gonna try nao.
Damn didnt work. Shit fail.
Apparently it was more of mental fatigue then dejavu.
Lol out.
Sunday, March 14, 2010
First Epic Post
Well this post is second actually. But its considered as an official first.
Holy crap, I didn't make my first sentence sound epic.
Ok, I am gonna redo this
But I am really really lazy to select all of the above and click delete. The delete key is really really far.
Well does backspace work? Backspace seems bigger and longer and cooler.
But doing that would spoil the fun and intriguing insight to the above text. So I would just simply indicate that whatever above is not the REAL or OFFICIAL part of the post. Just ignore it.
EPIC FIRST SENTENCE!
Alright that sounds much better. Now back to buisness
I think that was epic lame.
Those who did not think it was lame, you are lame.
So what would you define lame as?
An intended joke but not funny? Or a cold joke? Or a funny joke that is hard to laugh about? Or an embarassing joke pertaining to one of your good friends so you would try not to offend him/her by saying its lame?
Well I think lame would be mainly jokes that are not funny. Or even comments that are intended to be funny or humorous but did not achieve the intended effect. Something like why did the chicken cross the road joke.
Ohoh I got one: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it didn't want to get to the other side!
And that did not make sense at all. Don't worry low IQ people, I will explain the theory of my joke:
In this joke, the author's intention was to bring about criticism of road builders. There is a sarcastic tone to explain the absolute irony that most road builders are black skinned people, and is a comparison to the blackness of a typical road. The chicken is to avoid racism, as most religions allow the consumption of chicken, and from the author's background we can link it to him being a Singaporean, where there are certain minorities which do not consume beef and pork.
See I have learned a lot from English lessons. I have learned enough to critically analyze the context of a joke.
Screw why the hell have we been learning the same shit for 5 semesters. I hope SAT prep teaches you something more interesting.
Enough of this lame shit, let me talk more about my life
Well I feel like ending my life.
Kidding don't report me to the Samaritarians of Singapore. If you do that I will mindfuck them into commiting suicide. Then their friends will be emo and more of them will die. Then I would have a lack of kind emotional people to scam money from by asking for donations.
Then perhaps you should commit suicide. Its fun, try it.
I bet after you try it, you are going to do it again because its addictive! Don't worry, measures will be put in place so you don't get addicted.
Reasons to commit suicide:
1.Change your life
Yeah, everyone is talking about change. To change the world, change everything. And they say, change starts in the personal level. Change starts with YOU. So watcha waiting for, go change your life!
2. Hell is helluva fun
Apparently everyone believes suicide will send you to hell. It does. And hell is fun. Do you believe there is central heating there? Yes there is! And there are flaming hot girls/guys there. Literally FLAMING HOT! And we have this guy named SANTA (i think, i might have spelled the last two alphabets wrongly). This guy goes around every christmas delivering toys and cool metal chunky spiked bracelets with high quality lining (its called handcuffs and chains locally)!
3. Get free stuff from everyone
Trust me, everyone gives you free stuff after you commit suicide. The girls give you flowers, they carve a statue for you with your name on it, you get a free comfy bed, and if you are a chinese family they give you free food every few weeks. If you are indian, your family has no money to give a shit about you, sorry about that.
Well what are you waiting for? Go do it now!
Lol out.
Holy crap, I didn't make my first sentence sound epic.
Ok, I am gonna redo this
But I am really really lazy to select all of the above and click delete. The delete key is really really far.
Well does backspace work? Backspace seems bigger and longer and cooler.
But doing that would spoil the fun and intriguing insight to the above text. So I would just simply indicate that whatever above is not the REAL or OFFICIAL part of the post. Just ignore it.
EPIC FIRST SENTENCE!
Alright that sounds much better. Now back to buisness
I think that was epic lame.
Those who did not think it was lame, you are lame.
So what would you define lame as?
An intended joke but not funny? Or a cold joke? Or a funny joke that is hard to laugh about? Or an embarassing joke pertaining to one of your good friends so you would try not to offend him/her by saying its lame?
Well I think lame would be mainly jokes that are not funny. Or even comments that are intended to be funny or humorous but did not achieve the intended effect. Something like why did the chicken cross the road joke.
Ohoh I got one: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it didn't want to get to the other side!
And that did not make sense at all. Don't worry low IQ people, I will explain the theory of my joke:
In this joke, the author's intention was to bring about criticism of road builders. There is a sarcastic tone to explain the absolute irony that most road builders are black skinned people, and is a comparison to the blackness of a typical road. The chicken is to avoid racism, as most religions allow the consumption of chicken, and from the author's background we can link it to him being a Singaporean, where there are certain minorities which do not consume beef and pork.
See I have learned a lot from English lessons. I have learned enough to critically analyze the context of a joke.
Screw why the hell have we been learning the same shit for 5 semesters. I hope SAT prep teaches you something more interesting.
Enough of this lame shit, let me talk more about my life
Well I feel like ending my life.
Kidding don't report me to the Samaritarians of Singapore. If you do that I will mindfuck them into commiting suicide. Then their friends will be emo and more of them will die. Then I would have a lack of kind emotional people to scam money from by asking for donations.
Then perhaps you should commit suicide. Its fun, try it.
I bet after you try it, you are going to do it again because its addictive! Don't worry, measures will be put in place so you don't get addicted.
Reasons to commit suicide:
1.Change your life
Yeah, everyone is talking about change. To change the world, change everything. And they say, change starts in the personal level. Change starts with YOU. So watcha waiting for, go change your life!
2. Hell is helluva fun
Apparently everyone believes suicide will send you to hell. It does. And hell is fun. Do you believe there is central heating there? Yes there is! And there are flaming hot girls/guys there. Literally FLAMING HOT! And we have this guy named SANTA (i think, i might have spelled the last two alphabets wrongly). This guy goes around every christmas delivering toys and cool metal chunky spiked bracelets with high quality lining (its called handcuffs and chains locally)!
3. Get free stuff from everyone
Trust me, everyone gives you free stuff after you commit suicide. The girls give you flowers, they carve a statue for you with your name on it, you get a free comfy bed, and if you are a chinese family they give you free food every few weeks. If you are indian, your family has no money to give a shit about you, sorry about that.
Well what are you waiting for? Go do it now!
Lol out.
Saturday, March 13, 2010
New blog
Hello all, there has been a problem with my previous gmail, so I had to switch accounts, and I created a new blog under this new account. I won't be porting all my posts over though.
Lol out.
Lol out.
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