Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Fucked up Aunties, Fucked up Games

Omg i got deja vu today.

It was in SAT prep, i was thinking of the word crux, trying to recall what it means, and when the teacher drew a line between the words i felt dejavu.
Cool.

Well i cant do a blog post this short right, so lets talk about some other bullshit.
Like the way this auntie from the hawker centre asked us not drink outside drinks.

I think at the start it was pretty reasonable for her, as her worker there, to tell us to stop drinking outside drinks. Then she got irritating. Well she repeated to us like several million times the same old shit about other customers seeing us do this and following and some bullshit liddat. She was garrulous (a word i learned from SAT prep, it means talkative.) Plus she is some one hell of an ugly son of a bitch. Or daughter, i think its a female. Hopefully. I dont really care, but she looks shitty enough to make mirrors crack. Actually probably any surface that sees her face would split apart.

And here comes my pro theory:

Moses was some ugly son of a bitch. When he met the Red Sea, the waters reflected his face, and then it split apart; thus Moses and his losers could walk past without getting wet. Well from this we deduce that the Egyptians must be fabulously hot.

Ok christian ppl dont emo, i know its hard to accept the real truth, but I am God and i hope you would understand.

I forgive you.

Oh what was I saying again? Oh yeah, ugly bitchy garrulous auntie that works for the hawker centre. And half the time she was talking to Rahul who didnt understand half the shit what she was talking about. Some people are geniuses.

I shall go play dead space soon. Dead Space is an awesome over the shoulder shooter, where you can literally see the player's view from over his shoulder. And its a scary game, intended to spook you. Well playing Dead Space is more stressful than taking an exam. I mean you have to constantly remind yourself stuff will pop up in your face everytime you turn around or go to a corner. Gets you really paranoid after awhile. Plus your heart beat rate definitely rises like crazy when u play in the night with lights off. I think playing in the afternoon takes the stress away, but i havent tried. Apparently bioshock is more scary, but i m pretty desensitized by the cute looking creatures of bioshock. I mean, they call the huge robot "Big Daddy", and it looks freaking cute, how the hell am i supposed to be scared of it? The soundset and music in bioshock is pretty freaky thou.

And there are still games like FEAR i havent completed. Wow that game has so far been the scariest game i ever played. I tried it at 2am in the morning and i sometimes jump at scary moments. The game has this little girl in red that mindfucks you randomly, like for example giving u hallucinations. Although the plot and scary part is cool, it isnt that much fun as a shooter. Even on high graphics, the game feels like counter strike and halflife. They need to make the room feel more realistic, not just gray everywhere, with the paper walls feeling.

I think dead space 2 is coming out soon. But alot of games are being delayed, and I cant tell when will it really come out. Crap i need assassin creed 2, dante's inferno, and CnC4. Emo i aint got the patience to torrent and the money to buy

Lol out.

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