First Epic Post

Well this post is second actually. But its considered as an official first.
Holy crap, I didn't make my first sentence sound epic.
Ok, I am gonna redo this
But I am really really lazy to select all of the above and click delete. The delete key is really really far.
Well does backspace work? Backspace seems bigger and longer and cooler.
But doing that would spoil the fun and intriguing insight to the above text. So I would just simply indicate that whatever above is not the REAL or OFFICIAL part of the post. Just ignore it.

EPIC FIRST SENTENCE!
Alright that sounds much better. Now back to buisness

I think that was epic lame.
Those who did not think it was lame, you are lame.
So what would you define lame as?
An intended joke but not funny? Or a cold joke? Or a funny joke that is hard to laugh about? Or an embarassing joke pertaining to one of your good friends so you would try not to offend him/her by saying its lame?
Well I think lame would be mainly jokes that are not funny. Or even comments that are intended to be funny or humorous but did not achieve the intended effect. Something like why did the chicken cross the road joke.

Ohoh I got one: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it didn't want to get to the other side!

And that did not make sense at all. Don't worry low IQ people, I will explain the theory of my joke:

In this joke, the author's intention was to bring about criticism of road builders. There is a sarcastic tone to explain the absolute irony that most road builders are black skinned people, and is a comparison to the blackness of a typical road. The chicken is to avoid racism, as most religions allow the consumption of chicken, and from the author's background we can link it to him being a Singaporean, where there are certain minorities which do not consume beef and pork.

See I have learned a lot from English lessons. I have learned enough to critically analyze the context of a joke.

Screw why the hell have we been learning the same shit for 5 semesters. I hope SAT prep teaches you something more interesting.

Enough of this lame shit, let me talk more about my life
Well I feel like ending my life.
Kidding don't report me to the Samaritarians of Singapore. If you do that I will mindfuck them into commiting suicide. Then their friends will be emo and more of them will die. Then I would have a lack of kind emotional people to scam money from by asking for donations. 

Then perhaps you should commit suicide. Its fun, try it.
I bet after you try it, you are going to do it again because its addictive! Don't worry, measures will be put in place so you don't get addicted.
Reasons to commit suicide:

1.Change your life
Yeah, everyone is talking about change. To change the world, change everything. And they say, change starts in the personal level. Change starts with YOU. So watcha waiting for, go change your life!

2. Hell is helluva fun
Apparently everyone believes suicide will send you to hell. It does. And hell is fun. Do you believe there is central heating there? Yes there is! And there are flaming hot girls/guys there. Literally FLAMING HOT! And we have this guy named SANTA (i think, i might have spelled the last two alphabets wrongly). This guy goes around every christmas delivering toys and cool metal chunky spiked bracelets with high quality lining (its called handcuffs and chains locally)!

3. Get free stuff from everyone
Trust me, everyone gives you free stuff after you commit suicide. The girls give you flowers, they carve a statue for you with your name on it, you get a free comfy bed, and if you are a chinese family they give you free food every few weeks. If you are indian, your family has no money to give a shit about you, sorry about that.

Well what are you waiting for? Go do it now!

Lol out.