yahoo news

I think yahoo news is amazing.

In fact, i purely enjoy reading the comments from yahoo users.

btw most of the yahoo users are westerners. Asian people use cooler stuff.

And most of them are americans. This means they dont think before posting their comments. So guess what? their comments are helluva funny.

Take the example, of today's news: the north korean sinking a south korean naval vessel. awesome comments like:

"North Korea Starting a War. Boy this is fantastic."

"I blame oBaMa!"

"Sounds like those Somali pirates are changing their tactics. Now they must have submarines."

"usually when u pull the rubber plug at the bottom of the boat the tub will start taking on water. sometimes its hard to get it back in esp of your hands are soapy."

"Attack... kill the Godless Commies.....or is this to much for the bleeding heart liberals that always want to kiss a brutal dictators butt? Sanctions and talking only allows atrocities to continue...death squad...kill the Dear Leader and his henchmen."

"A thrilling victory for world socialism and communism. Premier Obama is happy"

"nuke the north..long overdue...end of subject"

"North Korea is threatenning to commit Nukacide. I think I invented a word..."Nukacide""

Awesome comments right? and here comes the pro theory:

The only smart people in America are tourists.

well its an old joke, but its true. I mean it.

And time to sleep.

Lol out.